It began with a long dark night, in a creepy asylum with naked beavers who ran around screeching and biting off kid's heads and burping up brains while looking for some smore's and hotdogs. While bathing in hot blood with a rubber duck while singing ring around the moon red cheeks were mysteriously turning purple from a bloated pumpkin i ate. Infections from human intestines that were gassy and green spilling bloody shit that smells like cherries and tastes like candy riped with spider's and snakes that spit fire while humming "yankee doodle". While having popcorn and mountain dew that tasted so sweet like riped banana peel, the smell was a strong and alluring scent like sex, so smooth and sultry that they felt like they were made of guts and vigor that kept them from falling in love with everything. The naked beavers that terrorized the townspeople were running for other people. Their lives depended on outside help from a magic gnome but will turn into a leprochaun when he get's here and his gold villagers stole. While running naked he had killed two sexy men who assualted sexy penguins who were all blue with a virus that spread throughout like wildfire to his cave of sex toys. What will bring him to the cave of pleasure and do the candy corn and the cha cha mashed potato dance for all. The stars burst into a million skittles and rainbows while the leprochauns dances with the naked fairies and laugh at us but have a great time and fight with a wicked witch that casted a spell. On the kitchen counter was a very big dildo that was vibrating and making the room glow like a kaleidoscope that fits all the attachments for the dildo. While pleasing men and women yelling loudly that im cumming! at my mother's house that ive been banned and cant enter. But the pleasure box is still a public place so i must drink four and then drink more bloody mary's. I fall down and scream bloody murder when i see a naked beaver that was skinny dipping in a bloody pool of death with leprochauns wearing nothing but smiles and top hats and rings. Some say Frodo was happy and naughty because he loved the air when he smelled farts, crapped in the tin can and found at the walmart. It had a gas station bathroom to another world filled wth unicorns and wonderful things. The monkey that sparkled pretty because he was on speed and LSD which made him orange and very sexual. He was very horny and needed a hot and steamy woman to kneel down in front of him and pull down on his pants freeing his massive penis and say "yeah right!", while laughing she said "Come again ive seen bigger and better." Then i wished i had a sexy watermelon that dripped all over my core and make me feel like touching myself while singing AC/DC. You play "Thunderstruck", to make me feel like a sex goddess feind who tastes like cotton candy and watermelon and apple pie with vanilla ice cream with nuts. That made me go into a sexual frenzy fit like a tornado gone wild. Wind and rain, lightning striked, and thunder roared killing everyone but me.
Thank you to those that played we have a very crazy story that may not make sense...but it was fun!
Credit goes to: Genevieve Scholl, Samantha Short, Sandra Shrewsbury, Kirby deCheubel, Cathy Wade, and Aye Pascua.
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